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Sitting on the couch that evening, I could tell something was going to happen. I felt unprepared for the challenges I sensed lurking in my future.

Please note that I have no television. The only thing in my line of vision was a blank wall.

 

Immediately a challenge presented itself. Where had my water gone?

 

 

 

When faced with uncertainty, I often ask myself "What would Russell do in this situation?"

 

I began to have an idea, but as you can see, things were still a little dim.

 

 

Here I've managed to capture the actual moment of enlightenment. Notice the light flooding my countenance, as though an actual lightbulb has been turned on above my head.

The idea was even profound enough to loosen my hair from its bindings.

 

Russell, I realized, would don a bandanna. A blue one.  This one is mostly blue, so I figured it would suffice.

 Armed with this courageous headgear, I reassessed the situation. It was worse than I had initially thought. My water glass was empty.

 

I, too, felt empty.
 

Fortunately, years of training and experience, not to mention close proximity to Russell, had taught me exactly what to do in such circumstances. 

 

First, I went to the sink in my kitchen and turned on the water.

I placed the glass under the faucet and let water flow into it.  I managed to capture the water in the glass on the very first try!  This takes practice and talent.  And a bandanna.
 

 

This is what the glass looked like after 3.5 seconds under the faucet.   Note the presence of a significant amount of water in the formerly empty glass.

I was thirsty after all my hard work, so I drank some of the water.  It tasted very good.  I felt proud.

This has been a parody of Russell's ripoff of cockeyed.com.
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